For the last 5 years, I've worked for an apartment complex in a small town. Usually my days are filled with standard credit from average applicants and tenants with typical stories and unexciting lives. On most days, nothing exciting happens here. On occasion, however, I walk in and overhear the strangest things:
"No ma'am, we don't allow animals to swim in the pool."
"Could you refrain from walking through your apartment naked with the blinds open? I've recived several calls from your neighbors."
"I understand that you're moving. However, we still do not allow vehicles of any kind to back into the breezeway, or park on the sidewalk."
Yesterday, though, I walked out of the kitchen and heard my favorite so far:
"When did they do the watermelon thing?"
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